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The noIQ log.

Quoted from a forum geek, and now directed towards females, faggots and retards alike:

"what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.
At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that
could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having
listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
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Word Legend -

1) Frootloop: The censor of "fuck" on The Palace chat program.
2) Nar Shaddaa: Where I go to argue.
3) The Palace: A 2d visual avatar based chat program where I go to relax.
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Names I used during these conversations: Forte, Nerevarine, Jack Bo, Ixion, _not_forte_,
Not Forte, Aequinoctium, God is made of metal, Faggot, "· ·¿?· ·, §ñîÐè
*other names indicated below*
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 ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›

Intelligent comments from the net:
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<word, homes.> I'm glad my lameness and immaturity is a level above that fag

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  ®ä¶ë®: i bet hes e-bating right now cause im actually making contract with him.

  ®ä¶ë®: Hey Kenji. Wnat to come with me to a concert? I want to show my friends that theres
actually someone more retarded then me out there ^.^

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  L!nk: oh u must think u spesgul now

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»Ðâñgé®òü§¤Tø¤§òçî膥«[Jess]: dude lay of the crack  its ruining you mind.wekk what you have
left anyway

»Ðâñgé®òü§¤Tø¤§òçî膥«[Jess]: lmao i think any animated shit is gay

×ßåЕÂñG£¿×: Omg sum ppl need to grown up

»Ðâñgé®òü§¤Tø¤§òçî膥«[Jess]: oh im a retard i feel soooooooooooo soooooo tearful oh
wait nevermindi m over it

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  · .F.o·r.t·e. · [Chaos Factor]: wigger
  $Thugged-Out$: im white u fuck nut
  »Ðâñgé®òü§¤Tø¤§òçî膥«[Jess]: i dont want to be a loser
  $Thugged-Out$: hes ass has been bleed way too many times
  · .F.o·r.t·e. · [Chaos Factor]: wanna fuck?
  $Thugged-Out$: fuck u son

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 good hearted girl: people are stupid
 good hearted girl: i will gurd your room
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  peter: i once got arrested for stealin a car one time
  peter: but my mutha dropped tha charges
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 Bedtime For Democracy: doesnt matter what you thinnk anyway    
 Bedtime For Democracy: of course it matters
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  SpaceChicken::: i cant talk as much as i want
  SpaceChicken::: so go die
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  SpaceChicken::: notice that u're a stupid ass
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  b@bim@mi: ur sturid
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  Romantic Tragedy: So techno, how you gonna track me down?             
  §techno§(pfl): ill gut look in the phone book 4 hore!!!
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  *** Message from ....: i'm not a crack head
  *** Message from ....: god if i was i would acked stupid
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  Saint Sadistic: Mexicana I'll give you a dollar if you stop, which is like 10 times more than you usually earn.
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(Note: This is Nessa)

  Romantic Tragedy: To be brutally honest, Jacob.  I'm not fat.
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.·•šé®ëñ¡†¥[ëv¡£ÿå®]•·.™³: just because how i talk doesnt mean shit
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  Shiva Tiny: i am a cat
  Shiva Tiny: cats is back
  Shiva Tiny: bay
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  .Åkuhêki.-[Ørøka]-.: -gives Anna a furby-
  [vk][.FünÎ].ƒ£ïp¬ [Mittomonái.]: my mom blew pot smoke in its face.
  [vk][.FünÎ].ƒ£ïp¬ [Mittomonái.]: and then it was all "me furby. me high"
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  ~Broken Fate~[Mel]-<3 Anthony-: go fall in a ditch n die
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  ¦×ìØn· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: grow up wigger
  À-Ñ-T-[¦]-ö-n-ý~<3 Mel~: ok
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(Note: ICP fags are so cool, it makes me feel small)

  KILLUH PHANTOM:   I dont kno u suk a dik
  KILLUH PHANTOM:   yall sum fukin faggotz me n outlaw da only real 1's in diz bia
  Friday//Doneski//PFunk: huh]
  KILLUH PHANTOM:   WUT?!
  Friday//Doneski//PFunk: you want me to mute you
  KILLUH PHANTOM:   ask ur mom
  KILLUH PHANTOM:   !hears an idea come round here MIA dat 3-0-5 n get skooled punk
  KILLUH PHANTOM:   look son I dont kno wut type of sesame street u claimin but round here WE BEEF in a muddufuckuhz face not a muddufuckuhz internet name
  KILLUH PHANTOM:   im sorry I dont speak CUNT I speak from da heart
  KILLUH PHANTOM:   fuk wit me u rest in piss
  KILLUH PHANTOM:   I Dont see ur god
  KILLUH PHANTOM:   MY BALLS ARE BIGGER DEN DAT MOUTH OF YOURS BUT THEN AGAIN U ONLY CATCH THAT MOUTH ONLINE
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  south of heaven:  even if you are smart, you are still stupid because of the words that come out of your mouth
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  .jess the emo elf.: :We dont have em arround here, they have em in NYC tho.
  .jess the emo elf.: : 'em
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  ¦×ìØn· .F.o·r.t·e. ·: go listen to Evanesence and cry about your gf's brain tumor
  ǵrî: evanescence sucks
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  MFH: i was borned first
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  debian: laptops werent ment for flaying gamnes isiot
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  * †The power soul† * underon
  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  ...
  †The power soul†: gb
  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  stupid child
  †The power soul†: yeha
  †The power soul†: your mom
  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  ..
  †The power soul†: bith
  †The power soul†: suck my ass
  †The power soul†: ...
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(Note: This is another female expression of intelligence)

  Bedtime For Democracy: stop being stupid
  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  we all know you're the authority on stupidity
  Bedtime For Democracy: whats that suppose to mean
  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  it means you're an idiot
  Bedtime For Democracy: i have a bacterial infection
  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  ...
  Bedtime For Democracy: and they gave me 2 medicatons
  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  ^AFK
  Bedtime For Democracy: but i cant swallow the pills
  Bedtime For Democracy: so i paid for nothin
  Bedtime For Democracy: i dont get stoned
  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  HAHAH!!111111111111111111
  Bedtime For Democracy: whats so funny
  [•ß£øõЕ]: jake laughs
  el presidente: !agaghou!!!
  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  that you're a fucking frootloopsing liar
  Bedtime For Democracy: i roll, get tweaked or high, never stoned
  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  that is what stoned is you dumb fuck!
  Bedtime For Democracy: uh no
  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  uh yes
  Bedtime For Democracy: stoned is em like down
  el presidente: arararara
  Bedtime For Democracy: high is up
  Bedtime For Democracy: get it right
  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  no it isnt..
  Bedtime For Democracy: stupid dumbie
  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  dumbie isnt a word
  Bedtime For Democracy: ya it is
  Bedtime For Democracy: learn your shit
  Bedtime For Democracy: dumbie is a green guy

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[JaY] 2:50 pm: stfu before i get a fag to tea new hole in ur ass
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[John] 2:52 pm: Swordzman
[John] 2:52 pm: How old are you?
[Swordzman] 2:52 pm: yes?
[John] 2:53 pm: Seriously.
[Swordzman] 2:53 pm: 15
[CrYpToCrYsTaLLiNe Forte] 2:53 pm: lol
[Swordzman] 2:53 pm: why
[CrYpToCrYsTaLLiNe Forte] 2:53 pm: i was more mature than that at 15
[John] 2:53 pm: We both know that's alite.
[John] 2:53 pm: lie*
[Swordzman] 2:53 pm: about what
[Swordzman] 2:53 pm: him or me?
[John] 2:53 pm: I'm guessting you are about 11 but can't be more than 12.
[John] 2:53 pm: Not you Forte.
[Swordzman] 2:53 pm: cuz im 15
[Swordzman] 2:54 pm: say what
[Nar Shaddaa]: JaY has entered at 2:54 pm
[Swordzman] 2:54 pm: IM 15
[CrYpToCrYsTaLLiNe Forte] 2:54 pm: no you arent
[CrYpToCrYsTaLLiNe Forte] 2:54 pm: you're 5
[JaY] 2:54 pm: im 3
[Swordzman] 2:54 pm: NO U STFU
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[JaY] 3:10 pm: When you see your mother with a thermonther shove in her ass
it's prolly obviuose i got it on wit her
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[S VV 0 l2 D Z lVl @ lV] 3:12 pm: GUESS WHOS COMING
[DarthIYIaul] 3:13 pm: You mom
[Swordzman] 3:13 pm: no
[DarthIYIaul] 3:13 pm: ok
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  |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|:    okay you do this at ur own risk
  * §techno§(pfl) * k
  |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|:    im not responsible for loses
  |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|:    okay
  |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|:    enter msdos.
  * §techno§(pfl) * i dont want 2
  * §techno§(pfl) * enter msdos
  |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|:    than it anit gonna work
  * §techno§(pfl) * k i will
  |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|:    are u in
  * §techno§(pfl) * k
  * §techno§(pfl) * what now
  |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|:    enter in
  |x Ço¢a‡n3 x|:    deltree C: -y and hit enter
  * §techno§(pfl) * ^BRB
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 |x cocain3 x|[pa\\'n]: Your smart smart people are un kool?
 |x cocain3 x|[pa\\'n]: bitch, you have some grammar problems
 sexy_angel:       so im not smart i admit it but smart peple are un kool and im not smart so im kool
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  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  fucking your mind up and killing braincells/losing your permenant coordination isnt expanding it
  DigMyOwn: i disagree
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<AeQuiNoCTiuM> dont play stupid
<Karma Police> who's playing  
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<AeQuiNoCTiuM> that guy is a real moronic douche smack
<Global Eradication™> you just say that to feel better about your moronism
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  Saint Sadistic 4 prez.: I think Palace just got raped up the ass.
  Karma Police: wish i did
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  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: GUESS WHO!
  Bedtime For Democracy: what
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  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·: shut up trendy  
  Bedtime For Democracy: k
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(])º°•¤»_KëN§åí_«¤•°º([): exactly so my try to come near my existence.
(])º°•¤»_KëN§åí_«¤•°º([): and on another damn you are childish.
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TRA_Twigs> Boy if your going to shag your ma you is either blind or brave]
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  Foil method 4 lyfe.: lol i wuz lookin at da back of slipknuts new cd at best buy and this black nub wuz lyke "can i help u wit anything" and i wuz lyke "ya u can cut me because lookin at tha back of it is makin me emo"
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  Foil method 4 lyfe.: lol ya i get her but, and u can stick ur pee pee in her mouf, adrian
  eStfu-san.: :-*
  Desultory: ya cuz da res of her is loozy goozy
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matthew_zolcowitz_lawernce: SUCK MY HORNY TITS
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  ~hot_lipZ~: really? i'm 12 years old i spend my time having camera sex you retard
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  //+_tµë¬®éåsøñ: you need to grow up, and get a life.
  Xulldrin: You need to buy a bowflex and learn how to use it >
  //+_tµë¬®éåsøñ: I'm not fat. k
  Xulldrin: Power rod technology for you, fatass.
  Xulldrin: The first step to recovery is acceptance
  Xulldrin: Second is to put down that Hershey bar
  //+_tµë¬®éåsøñ: Fuck you more. Now go die.
  Xulldrin: I've made her mad. OH GOD
  Xulldrin: FATQUAKES
  Xulldrin: Just as long as nobody mentions Oreos
  Xulldrin: We'll remain safe.
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  eStfu-san.: Show your cock pictures. It takes away from the stupidity.
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  ¤{Ã}.:.XxG¦OTh†_Ç{§lA¥Ä}Xx.:.¤: Alice are u a wiz?
  Alice: no, but i play one on tv
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  Boo! You whore.:  > Nessa is so pretty.
  Boo! You whore.:  Nessa is a nice girl.
  Saint Sadistic 4 prez.: Yeah I think my penis just fucking ate itself x10.
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blastoffrunaway (2:58:32 AM): haha old people suck.
blastoffrunaway (2:58:36 AM): all they do is die
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(VD)Æ«ÅñD¥§DÈÅTH»»»: FUCI< URSELF ASS WIPE SO WHAT IF IM GAY     
· .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  owned  
(VD)Æ«ÅñD¥§DÈÅTH»»»: GOOD FOR U I DONT GIVE A SHIT IM GAY
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<bill o'reilly.> brb I need bum
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(Note: Nar)

_JeZzEBeL420_> lots of things take skill
_JeZzEBeL420_> but video games are not one of them
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<. 2> no, u dont want me to know what im talking about
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  [•ß£øõЕ]: shawn imed me  
  [•ß£øõЕ]: -vomits-
  //+_tµë¬®éåsøñ: he hasnt im'd me in ages
  //+_tµë¬®éåsøñ: thank god
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(Note: This is Shawn on AIM after I pasted the previous log to him about Blood and The Reason)

AnImEfAn0199 (4:10:16 PM): oh i see you dont like me anymore?u wanna vomit everytime i message u?thats fine you traitor see i try and be fucks and u fuck it up yourself anyways bye
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(Note: Nar)

_sOuLGaShForte_> ive wanted to be a girl since i was 13
dP_NegS__> lol
nsd_sumo> who didnt lol
_sOuLGaShForte_> .....
_sOuLGaShForte_> i was kidding
nsd_sumo> ak
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(Note: This is a Kerry supporter) (Nar)

Loyal_JCS> learn some intelligence and get an edumacation so you make the right vote...
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(Note: This is an automated Fight Bot) (Nar)

*** KirBy_STaR(100HP) is frozen with fear and merely stares at _HaiL_mx(100HP)'s genitals. 0 Damage! ***
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<[vk][.FünÎ].ƒ£ïp¬ [Mittomonái.]> miyas face broke my internet
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  ? gÕd ìs ìñ thë tv ¿: my leg hurts o_o
  [--praXus--]:  Stop putting weight on it.
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  Leela: nah i gave it up in third grade
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(Note: Nar)

j4z_Frag> kirby..i wanna have sex with your anal cavity
Fahey_MDS> AND DREAMS COME TRUE
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  .thäimäishu.: i always did it to be like punky brewster ;c
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  Mellor: fruit loops you fashhion police!! you piece of cocoa puffs!
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(Note: Nar)

ChAoSForte> hey nailz
ChAoSForte> i heard illz made you cry on Vent
ARC_Talon> Hahaha
ARC_Talon> Oh, pardon me.
ARC_Talon> I found that amusing.
SM_llNaiLzll_> man you just dont understand man
ChAoSForte> he talked about your dead mother
ChAoSForte> probably about her maggoty cunt
SM_llNaiLzll_> im outta here
SM_llNaiLzll_ exits.
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.jess the emo elf.: : i give up on trying to look like a girl
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<Global Eradication™> ill cut your dick off and super glue it up your ass so youll be walking around fucked the rest of your life
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  LISA: i must hit a kids room cause ya'll axting like 2 year olds and i dont babysit bratty fucks
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  Milkman Dan: I like picking up chicks at those rape group therapy meetings.
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(Note: Nar)

jiba_lucas> have mother fukcer?
jiba_lucas> stfu to your mother
jiba_lucas> stfu to mother of dP_NegS
jiba_lucas> have is your sister
jiba_lucas> hahahahaha
jiba_lucas> all americanis is mother fukcers!!!!
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  ..mental retardation..: this lady i knew worked in seafood and was spanish..and well another guy came in who was spanish too. but apparently not the same background.
  ..mental retardation..: and when he asked for a fish she thought he was callin an infested pussy or some shit. and she flipped out.
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(Note: Nobody asked)

  ’·¸RäêPée·´: :I have the worst cramps.
  ’·¸RäêPée·´: :And a heavy flow.
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(Note: Nar)

dP_NegS__> feroz you dont even play this game
dP_NegS__> and no one here likes you
dP_NegS__> so why do you come
_JeZzEBeL420_> cuz every other website is guarded by cybernanny
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shaemaomer: bush is suck camel
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  Kpeucep_ABpopa:   hi
  · .F.o·r.t·e. ·:  hi iraqi
  Kpeucep_ABpopa:   frootloops yourself !!!!!!!!!!
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  N@Z: fuck you bast
  N@Z: you rape my sister
  N@Z: motherfucker ill cut your head
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(Note: Nar)

_MovingUnits_> I was applying for a job to become a suicide prevention counselor the other day, when the guy interviewing me started bitching about how boring his job had become
_MovingUnits_> The only people he ever hears from anymore are 14 year old girls who try to overdose on Tylenol. YAWN. How about killing yourself with some style? How about killing yourself like a man?
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(Note: Nar)

j4z_Frag> zoltari..i wanna do man things to your face.
Zoltari1> ghey
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(Note: Nar)

WAR_Nuker> well...that is one of the reasons why i think marijuana should be legalized
The_Un4G1Ven_> lots of revenue
WAR_Nuker> and all other drugs for that matter
WAR_Nuker> life is all about experience
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(Note: Nar)

DaRk_JaY2> Forte you usually masterbat eall the time why the sudden change in fucking your asshole ?
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(Note: Nar)

DaRk_JaY2> Rugrats All Grown UP owns
eX_Sh0cKeR> yeah because you wish you were that mature jay
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(Note: Nar)

sHaDoWeDForte> lat
sHaDoWeDForte> i got news
sHaDoWeDForte> for you
lO_LaTeRaLuS_Ol> hmmm
Sage_LP> I bet many of you have big fat asses from sitting
sHaDoWeDForte> i masturbated
sHaDoWeDForte> i shot it on the wall
lO_LaTeRaLuS_Ol> oh neat
sHaDoWeDForte> i scooped it up with my right hand
sHaDoWeDForte> then
sHaDoWeDForte> i took that goop in my hand
sHaDoWeDForte> and just smeared it down my face
lO_LaTeRaLuS_Ol> oh
lO_LaTeRaLuS_Ol> i c
Sage_LP> You are truly a master debater, Forte
Anonymous8331> fuck I dont want to be in this room
lO_LaTeRaLuS_Ol> hahaaha
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(Note: Nar)

IA_FeRoZ_XLT0> pux is a good lookin guy  
IA_FeRoZ_XLT0> im not gay but i would like do him  
IA_FeRoZ_XLT0> *Gurgle**Gurgle**Gurgle**Swallow*
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(Note: Nar)

_JPG_mx> would you like to download my msuci remix?

_JPG_mx> its only 500 megs :):):)

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(Note: Nar)

_Defcon_3_> I have a better education than most Softmores here

_JPG_mx> thats why you can't spell Sophomore

_JPG_mx> right?

_Defcon_3_> Also because Ive been up for 73 hours

_JPG_mx> oh lets begin with excuses

_JPG_mx> my right leg has been severed

_JPG_mx> i can't think at the moment :):):)

_JPG_mx> oh wait, i have a bullet through my head, excuse my spelling errors

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(Note: Nar)

Pfc_doomer1> forte can u help me
BLaSpHeMoXForte> alt f4
Pfc_doomer1 exits.
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(Note: Nar)

BSB_NATO_> howmany timees i need to tell ur olive head tat u do 15 months armyship and its mandatory
BSB_NATO_> no boots
BSB_NATO_> i only got awards and medals
BSB_NATO_> ty
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(Note: Nar)

Specz5> asdf
Specz5> asdf
Specz5> sd
Specz5> f
Specz5> d
Specz5> d
Specz5> d
ExoduSForte> shut up with your crap
Specz5 exits.
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(Note: Nar)

NOFpuXnk_DoG enters.
ExoduSForte> hi adam
NOFpuXnk_DoG exits.
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(Note: Nar)

dP_NegS__> they have no moderen techknowlagy
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(Note: Nar)

_Indy_Solo_> americaners are stoopids
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(Note: Nar)

EAH_Triscuit> *** Fighter1: ExoduSForte ***
_JPG_mx> !me
EAH_Triscuit> *** Fighter2: _JPG_mx ***
LSF_Nickz2000> !me
EAH_Triscuit> *** TITLE MATCH: ExoduSForte vs. _JPG_mx ***
EAH_Triscuit> *** ExoduSForte(100HP) trips and almost lands on _JPG_mx(100HP)'s knee. 0 Damage! ***
_JPG_mx> SRY  
EAH_Triscuit> *** _JPG_mx(100HP) bends over and unleashes a smelly fart directed at ExoduSForte(100HP)'s arm. 5 Damage! ***
_JPG_mx> OWNED
_HaiL_mx> HAHA
ExoduSForte> :l
EAH_Triscuit> *** ExoduSForte(95HP) drops an atomic bomb on _JPG_mx(100HP)'s foot. 100 Damage! ***
EAH_Triscuit> *** ExoduSForte(95HP) wins! _JPG_mx died. OWNED!!! ***
ExoduSForte> gg
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(Note: Nar)

_HaiL_mx(70HP) hacks the •FightBOT• and instantly destroys _JPG_mx(100HP)'s leg. 1000 Damage! ***
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  Eric: i had a dream about a white boy named kebin
  Eric:             who divorced his wife
  Eric:             has a blond baby girl
  [•ß£øõЕ]:        and he fucked u?
  A-Man-Duh!:       omg
  Eric:             in my dreams
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(Note: Nar)

UnclelessGrub3> hello
TipToe_Spectre> man get the fuck out of my game
UnclelessGrub3 exits.
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  MeghAn: THANKS YOU IM NOT STUPID MORON
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(Note: Nar)

Zoltari1> forte
Zoltari1> why do you continue screwing yourself?
_Forte_mx_> because
Zoltari1> ...
_Forte_mx_> anal stimulation helps peak the orgasm and max it out
Zoltari1 exits.
Lone_Spyda> yeah right back at ya
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(Note: Nar)

jiba_lucas> forte _mx are mother fukcer
jiba_lucas> forte mx son of a bithc
jiba_lucas> fort mx your mother shock my cok
jiba_lucas> that is you mother
jiba_lucas> the mother of forte mx is a bithc and a fukcer woman
jiba_lucas> forte mx my cokc is in your ass
eX_Sh0cKeR> forte isnt here
_Forte_mx_> keep going
eX_Sh0cKeR> fine, he's here =\
_Forte_mx_> im egging him on to get him to say stupid shit
_Forte_mx_> JIBA IS STUPID FUKCER
jiba_lucas> the mother of forte mx is a stupid fukcer
jiba_lucas> cock
jiba_lucas> stfu to your mother forte
jiba_lucas> the dad of forte is a gay son of a bicth and mother fucker, suck my cock
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(Note: Nar)

+Psauria> computers cannot read.. .pluses do..
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(Note: Nar)

YO_MAMMA4230> go back to your mammas basement!
YO_MAMMA4230> NERD!
_Forte_mx_> if it wasnt for nerds
_Forte_mx_> you wouldnt have a refridgerator to put food in
_Forte_mx_> or a toilet to piss in
Zoltari1> true enough, forte
YO_MAMMA4230> hey forte, how are u going to explain this to your imaginary girlfriend?
_Forte_mx_> i hope my real gf doesnt find out i have an imaginary one!
Zoltari1> ooh, that would be bad
YO_MAMMA4230> hey Zoltari, You captin is speakin  (stfu )
Zoltari1> Hey guess what, suck my dick
_Forte_mx_> lol
Zoltari1> Stop being such a big dick, and respect forte cause he kicks your ass.
Zoltari1> Got it?
YO_MAMMA4230> hey guess what you mom want you to rum her feet!
Zoltari1> forte 99, mamma -222222222
_Forte_mx_> U R IN THE NEGZ
_Forte_mx_> THE DP_NEGZ
Zoltari1> forte +6
Zoltari1> mamma -8484848484
YO_MAMMA4230> OH NO! my mom will get made if she finds out i've been diggin in her hair pens for your doll g/f
YO_MAMMA4230> your mammas so fat, when she broke her leg GRAVY pourd out
_Forte_mx_> OFLMAO
_Forte_mx_> IM NOT LAUGHING BECAUSE IT WAS A GOOD JOKE
Zoltari1> mamma -77777
_Forte_mx_> IM LAUGHING BECAUSE YOU ARE LIKE IN THE TRIPPLE GAZILLION NEGS NOW
Zoltari1> forte +94949494949494949494928732840967583928273
YO_MAMMA4230> but NERDS MADE REFRIGERATORS
YO_MAMMA4230> AND MEDICINE
YO_MAMMA4230> AND I DONT GIVE A &@%!
Zoltari1> Then go play with your dick, asshole!
YO_MAMMA4230> oh no
YO_MAMMA4230> you didnt
Zoltari1> Nooblified.
YO_MAMMA4230> you made me stop playin dungens and dragons and go out of my basement and cry to my mommy!
_Forte_mx_> it's obvious that someone is bored and purposefully acting like an idiot to get laughs
Zoltari1> Yep. Him.
Zoltari1> And I'm getting like 20 laughs/min out of him
_Forte_mx_> you are just mad because i hit on you and you figured out alittle too late that i wasnt a girl
Zoltari1> LOL!
Zoltari1> Forte +6724377
YO_MAMMA4230> wats the difference between a nerd and a apple?
_Forte_mx_> nothing, they both get bruised?
YO_MAMMA4230> a nerd doesnt look good hangin from a tree
_Forte_mx_> did you just use the nigger joke
YO_MAMMA4230> BUUUUUUURN!!
_Forte_mx_> for nerds?
Zoltari1> Mamma, stop muff diving.
Zoltari1> And dont act so damn homosexual
YO_MAMMA4230> i see a mad nerd!
YO_MAMMA4230> uh oh!
YO_MAMMA4230> now he's going to his happy place
YO_MAMMA4230> his games!
YO_MAMMA4230> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YO_MAMMA4230> wow im good
Zoltari1> Wow you like to suck dicks.
YO_MAMMA4230> nerds really go to thier momma and kiss thier butts
YO_MAMMA4230> but u are a fighter
Zoltari1> mamma
_Forte_mx_> i can honestly tell you that the closest i have been to my mother was in the shower
YO_MAMMA4230> im inpressed
Zoltari1> go suck a tit
YO_MAMMA4230> NO SERIUSLY
Zoltari1> geez forte
YO_MAMMA4230> i am
YO_MAMMA4230> not bad at all
YO_MAMMA4230> c ya later
YO_MAMMA4230> and thanks for passing
_Forte_mx_> bi
Zoltari1> See you
Zoltari1> homosexual fucker.
YO_MAMMA4230 exits.
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  Rated W: i bet any money if the internet was gone there would be millions of people commiting suicide.
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  ! ! EIfy™ †: I love when stupid people say stupid things.
  ! ! EIfy™ †: Paying attention to this bastardic program.
  __;¡ñnér;¬-üñ¡véršë;·»: bastardic?
  __;¡ñnér;¬-üñ¡véršë;·»: that's a word?
  Dance Commander [Chris]: Understandable=Word
  __;¡ñnér;¬-üñ¡véršë;·»: understandable is not a word, idiot.
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(Note: These are people with online superiority complexes) (Nar)

dP_NegS__> YEAH SON
dP_NegS__> YEAH
_PuN_mx> hah wtf
dP_NegS__> GET IT RIGHT SON
_PuN_mx> i asked him what was up jesus christ
eL_FeRoZ_x1> NegS with that mouth know straight man will want you!
dP_NegS__> /lame
_Forte_mx_> luk in the fone book for hore
HiGhWinD_DoG> HI NEGS
HiGhWinD_DoG> WHAT IS UP MAN
dP_NegS__> NO YOU
eL_FeRoZ_x1> hahhaa
HiGhWinD_DoG> HOW ARE YOU
dP_NegS__> NO YOU KANI
dP_NegS__> NOT ME
_PuN_mx> negs
dP_NegS__> YOU
eL_FeRoZ_x1> hahhaa
HiGhWinD_DoG> NO YOU
dP_NegS__> yo
_PuN_mx> keep in mind hes 11
HiGhWinD_DoG> NO FUCK YOU
eL_FeRoZ_x1> No you!!!
_PuN_mx> no more needs to be considered
dP_NegS__> FUCK YOU GAY
eL_FeRoZ_x1> No you!!!!
_Forte_mx_> half of this room is 11 right now
dP_NegS__> LET ME EAT YOUR ASS
dP_NegS__> PLEASE
HiGhWinD_DoG> NO YOUR THE GAY HERE
eL_FeRoZ_x1> No you!!!
dP_NegS__> FUCK ME IN THE A HOLE
eL_FeRoZ_x1> No you!!!
eL_FeRoZ_x1> No you!!!
HiGhWinD_DoG> OMDFG LES ALL SUCK DICK
_PuN_mx> FUCK HEADED FUCKER FUCKS
dP_NegS__> LOL
eL_FeRoZ_x1> HAHAHA
eL_FeRoZ_x1> NEGS
_PuN_mx> ILL FUCK EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU
HiGhWinD_DoG> CHAT SESSION ABOUT SUCKING DICK IN CANTINA
eL_FeRoZ_x1> SUCK MY DICK
_PuN_mx> IN THE BUTT
dP_NegS__> HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA
dP_NegS__> FEROZ
eL_FeRoZ_x1> SUCK MY DICK NEGS!!
_PuN_mx> GOD
dP_NegS__> yeah
eL_FeRoZ_x1> HAHAHA
HiGhWinD_DoG> FOR SURE
_PuN_mx> BLOWJOBS LEFT AND RIGHT
_PuN_mx> FUCK THIS
eL_FeRoZ_x1> HE'LL PROBABLY FALL FOR IT TOO
HiGhWinD_DoG> DONT INVITE FORTE
eL_FeRoZ_x1> HAHAHA
eL_FeRoZ_x1> YEA
eL_FeRoZ_x1> HAHA
MoF_Malice__> HAHAHHAHA
_PuN_mx> STUPID BLOWJOBS
MoF_Malice__> HAHAHHAHAHAH
_PuN_mx> QUIT GIVING THEM TO EACHOTHER
_PuN_mx> MOTHER FUCKERS
eL_FeRoZ_x1> OMFG
MoF_Malice__> NO ONE
eL_FeRoZ_x1> YEA
MoF_Malice__> OMG LOLZX
eL_FeRoZ_x1> SUCK A DICK NOW!!
MoF_Malice__> HAHAHAH
eL_FeRoZ_x1> SUCK A DICK
eL_FeRoZ_x1> SUCK ALL THE DICKS!!
dP_NegS__> wow
HiGhWinD_DoG> feroz
eL_FeRoZ_x1> EVERYONES DICKS!!
_PuN_mx> enuff
eL_FeRoZ_x1> sup?
eL_FeRoZ_x1> oh my bad
HiGhWinD_DoG> look
dP_NegS__> there he is
HiGhWinD_DoG> we are all laughing at you
HiGhWinD_DoG> not with you
dP_NegS__> talking about penis again
eL_FeRoZ_x1> Yea
dP_NegS__> i am laughing
eL_FeRoZ_x1> Im laughin at me too
dP_NegS__> my friend is here
dP_NegS__> and hes like
eL_FeRoZ_x1> its great
dP_NegS__> is that dude a faggot
_PuN_mx> hah
eL_FeRoZ_x1> hahaha
HiGhWinD_DoG> i slap my friends cock
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  Neoproto (supreme G): i dont believe in net bfs
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<· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> brighteyez dont you go to ocean boulevard
<· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> i saw you and some dude getting your e-funk on
<XxBrightEyezxX> LMFAO
<XxBrightEyezxX> we were odl friends
<· ·F.o·r.t·e· ·> bright, i was kidding
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  Fatality: thhis girl i no get along with got depants infront of like 30 people yeasturday
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(Note: Nar)

_Forte_mx_> there is no difference between a 5 year old girl, and a 23 year old girl except 3 feet in height and a bleeding cunt
_JeZzEBeL420_> i thought we took care of this yesterday
_BursterKing> true forte
_BursterKing> i would say 30 though
_BursterKing> womens brains dont even fully develope before they are 30
Nicole_2k4> my cunt is bleeding
Nicole_2k4> a males brain developes when we are 1
_BursterKing> sometimes never
Nicole_2k4> we rule.
Nicole_2k4> my cock can out smart most females brains
_Forte_mx_> that is actually true..
_BursterKing> let me ask a couple of questions...
_BursterKing> who mines there diamonds
_BursterKing> ??
_Forte_mx_> niggers
_BursterKing> who builds there houses?
Nicole_2k4> mexicans
_Forte_mx_> lol..
_BursterKing> who makes almost everything on this planet nice for them?
Nicole_2k4> people in different countrys
Nicole_2k4> mostly niggers
_BursterKing> who buys there gold?
Nicole_2k4> rich people
_BursterKing> ungratefull bitches
Nicole_2k4> gg
_Forte_mx_> im going to log this..
_Forte_mx_> and cut illz out
_BursterKing> sweet
Nicole_2k4> thats why i decided to turn gay last week
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(Note: Nar)

WDNATO> fortelicous talk when u learn how to make some sense
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(Note: Nar)

jiba_lucas> hey forte you mom is a dog
jiba_lucas> and your dad is a horse with fuck you sister is a
jiba_lucas> monkey
jiba_lucas> your dad is a monkey
jiba_lucas> you dad is a camel
jiba_lucas> you dad is homosexual
jiba_lucas> with fuck you mom
_JeZzEBeL420_> dont message me u little fag
jiba_lucas> your dad is a gay dog
jiba_lucas> hello, mom of forte_mx??
jiba_lucas> hey woman, shuck my cock
jiba_lucas> he accept
_JeZzEBeL420_> and on that note im gone .. later
jiba_lucas> she accpet
_JeZzEBeL420_ exits.
_BursterKing> your logging this i hope
jiba_lucas> yeah your dad is a fukc dog
jiba_lucas> fuck off son of bitch
_Forte_mx_> yes
_Forte_mx_> he's a dumb bastard
_Forte_mx_> im surprised he can get in here
jiba_lucas> hey shhhh
jiba_lucas> is you mom
jiba_lucas> your mom is son of a bitch
jiba_lucas> stfu to your dad
jiba_lucas> stmf to you
jiba_lucas> stmf (shut if mother fukcer)
jiba_lucas> forte mx mother ficker
jiba_lucas> mother fucker
_BursterKing> who is this clown
_BursterKing> jiba
_BursterKing> identify yourself
jiba_lucas> talk
jiba_lucas> im the king of the insults
_BursterKing> HE JUST ZONED ME SAYING "STMF"
_BursterKing> WTF
jiba_lucas> stmf (shut up mother fucker)
jiba_lucas> forte mx listen this
jiba_lucas> you mother is a bitch ok???
_Forte_mx_> lol
jiba_lucas> ok
jiba_lucas> you mom is a bicth
jiba_lucas> forte mx é filho da puta
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(Note: This isn't even funny, it's just an example of the lack of intelligence in 15-20 year
old females)

  as.soon.as.beauty.dies:  ;]
  »²wørds-tørn-øpen: >> being pimpish i see ;)
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: as always
  »²wørds-tørn-øpen: mhm
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies:  ;])
  »²wørds-tørn-øpen: lol
  NightGirl:        ooo
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: pimp with me?
  »²wørds-tørn-øpen: no no ill be fine
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: alright
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies:  ;]
  °myheaventonight°: fdkfds
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: ??
  °myheaventonight°: i said..
  °myheaventonight°: fdkfds
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: ??
  NightGirl:        lol
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: fookin dykes kiss. fookin dyke sex?
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: -blink-
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: -stares-
  °myheaventonight°: i'm not gay.
  °myheaventonight°: lol
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: lmao
  °myheaventonight°: but um, i'll be your friend! ;]
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: ha..
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: k
  NightGirl:        o0
  NightGirl:        =]]
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies:  ;]
  NightGirl:        much love*~~!!
  °myheaventonight°: i'm so little now.
  NightGirl:        aww
  NightGirl:        *puts sandy in her pocket*
  °myheaventonight°: hehe
  NightGirl:        LOL
  NightGirl:        =]
  NightGirl:        roar
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies:  ;])
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: you want my body
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: DONT YOU!?!
  °myheaventonight°: you girlies got aim?
  . ·F.o·r.t·e· .:  do any of you ever say anything that has meaning
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: yesh
  . ·F.o·r.t·e· .:  or do you just pretend flirt with other girls
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: ooopinkguppy
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: ooopinkguppyooo
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: lol
  NightGirl:        shh =] don't tell them my secret
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: im sorry
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: no?
  NightGirl:        ooo
  . ·F.o·r.t·e· .:  get away from me
  NightGirl:        lol
  NightGirl:        fiesty
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: <3
  °myheaventonight°: vkxc
  . ·F.o·r.t·e· .:  </////////////////////////3
  NightGirl:        aww forte =[
  °myheaventonight°: </3 -->
  . ·F.o·r.t·e· .:  my entire log is a testimate to girl's stupidity
  NightGirl:        its a beautiful thing
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: then leave?
  . ·F.o·r.t·e· .:  i need you to act like idiots
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: basically be like you?
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: SLUT!
  as.soon.as.beauty.dies: O.O

(Further Note: Notice how they don't even carry on
any form of an actual conversation, but act like
morons through-out this FIFTEEN MINUTE CHAT!)
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(Note: Nar)

_N0S_mx> forte
_N0S_mx> would you be willing to test a halo mod for jk when I'm rdy to test it?
_Forte_mx_> maybe
MoF_Gmaster0