Interrogation Room C

Subject: Speaker4theDead

Interview by Brian "RBF" Taylor


Speaker4theDead is the Editor-in-Chief at Jedi Legacy and a contributor here at Darkness Falls. Whenever he does an interview, things tend to get silly, as you'll see. (Editor's note: The intent of this article is not to put down the anti-drug PSAs. They were on TV when Speaker was interviewed, and as the interviewer was desperate for a topic, they were used)
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RBF - Jedi Legacy has gone through big changes the past few months. What do you and Osan'gar hope to accomplish with the new format?

Speaker -We hope to lead to a more in-depth understanding of the SW Gaming community at large and bring about world peace. We also hope to bring the community a little closer together, Which is why we're hoping to have many different people write articles for us on a variety of topics plus we have some other plans which will hopefully help the community to coalesce.

RBF - Ok, that's it. enough with the serious question. 1. What's up with Jedi Legacy right now? 2. I want to meet sc-00-p. 3. What have you done with 8T-88? It's bad enough you stuck him Osan'gar's house.

Speaker -1) What's up is that now that we've hit the new format, we can actually kick back and relax. It's not easy getting online, and knowing you have to look for news especially when half the news (or more) appears on jk.net first anyways so now i can afford to be a little more lazy it's a pretty sweet deal.
2) No you don't that's one freaky droid like 8t88 said, he's a little...happy.
3) Hey, Osan`gar is the one who stuck him in his house and it's probably a good thing too i would have ripped his circuits out by now that droid is full of himself

RBF -Well,

Speaker - And i know absolutely nothing about his..."absence". MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

RBF slides closer to the door of Interrigation room C

Speaker - Sorry, i've been hanging around with Regs, Red, and Impy way too much. They started the whole evil laugh thing. I guess i picked it up

RBF - Speaking of everyone's favorite, uh, something or other, what's with this "REDSCARE" thing you keep babbling about all over the message boards?

Speaker - I'm sorry, but that's classified. I might be killed for telling you something other than....

(At this point, Speaker jumped up on the table)
BEWARE THE REDSCARE! FOR THOSE WHO TRY TO HOLD IT BACK SHALL KNOW GREAT FEAR! BUT THOSE WHO EMBRACE IT'S AWE-INSPIRING BEAUTY SHALL COME TO LOVE IT BRINGING FORTH A NEW GOLDEN AGE TO ALL WHO ARE WISE! But other than that, my lips are sealed

RBF calls in the Bespin Asylum for the Mentally Deranged and watches as they put Speaker in a straight jacket and tie him to his chair.

Speaker - Well, as long as I don't have to leave. Oh, i can tell you one other thing Whatever he tells you, REDSCARE is NOT about Red He just likes to think it is

RBF - Does it have anything to do with the anticommunism waves that swept through America in the 50's and 60's, which first gave rise to, then were strongly perpetuated by practices such as McCarthyism?

Speaker - OK, you've discovered our secret. We are indeed a clan of Communist Jedi. We are sick of the bourgeiosie in the establishment striking down the people of the proletariat so we have come to start a revolution of the masses

RBF - And it's led by you, Red, Impy, and =wjg=?

Speaker - Nice try. There can be no leader if it is to truly be communistic. Let's just say that some have seen the light.... hehehe.... Of course, this could just be a wildly concocted cover story made up on the spot. But then again, maybe it isn't ;-)

RBF - Uh huh. Thankfully you're in a straight jacket. How does it make you feel to know that the link to Jedi Legacy is described as "CRACK HOUSE" by =wjg=?

Speaker - Well, coming from a drug addict like regs, that's pretty paltry. Did you know that he's a hardcore helium user? At the beginning of the summer he was placed under house arrest for illegal use. "I was trying to be funny," he said. But that was just the first step on the hard road of helium addiction.

RBF -...

Speaker -And that story is actually mostly true. Maybe a touch of hyperbole in there

RBF -Fascinating. As you may well know, there are approximately 17,962 JK editing groups organized. How does that make you feel?

Speaker -Luckily, there are only approximately 4 active editing groups, so it makes following things much easier. Personally, it makes me wonder why people always have to start so damn HUGE. Do something small first, then work your way up. Example: Skinners. They did their skinpacks FIRST. Now they're doing work on the other stuff for their TCs.

RBF - As you may have noticed, the ONDCP has flooded all of mass media except for the internet with anti-drug PSAs. Which is your favorite so far, and when can we see YOU in one?

Speaker - Well, I haven't seen them since I don't watch much tv, but i have read about them. I think the new egg one sounds like the winner. I don't need to be in one since I live a substance-free lifestyle. And I think anybody stupid enough to mess with all that stuff deserves it.It gets them out of my way, anyway. Of course, this doesn't apply to musicians, who often do their finest work under the influence.

RBF - So if given the chance to smash a kitchen with a frying pan, you wouldn't do it?

Speaker -It depends. Would I get in trouble?

RBF - No, you'd be telling kids that doing heroin smashes an egg, then totally destroys everything in a kitchen.

Speaker -Ok, I change my statement. If given the chance to wreck things, then i would gladly do an anti-drug campaign ad.


Brian "RBF" Taylor now has all episodes of Buffy the
Vampire Slayer on tape. Of
course, that's irrelevant to this interview.
But then again, was anything in this interview relevant?

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